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La La La La La
La La La La La
La La La La La
La La La La La


This was a stupid idea, why did (Y/n) let her friend Cat drag her to this party. “At least look like you want to be here…” Cat said, frowning. “But I don’t, Cat! You know I’m not the type to party.” She said, making Cat stop frowning at instantly brighten up. “It’s Psiioniic! Ima go mess around with him, so try to have fun!” He said before running over to the yellow-blood and tackling him to the ground.

 

Girl I've been all over the world
Looking for you
I'm known for taking what I think I deserve
And you're overdue
And if you listen you can hear me through the radio
In that bright white noise
What I been missing in my life
That I been dreaming of
You be that girl
You be that girl
You be

 

(Y/n) face-palmed, as she looked around. Many of the people here were either drunk or having sloppy make-outs. She seriously wanted to leave and go play (Fav-Video-game) and drink some Faygo. She thought about leaving, when she felt arms slip around her waist and she was pulled against someone’s chest. “Hello there, lovve~” A flirtatious voice whispered in her ear (AN-Hey pretty mama let me whisper in yo ear /SHOT).

Everything you want so let me get up there
I'm the baddest baby in the atmosphere
Tell me what you want so we can do just what you like

 

“Dualscar…” (Y/n) mumbled, trying to get out of his grip. He only tightened his grip, until he spun her around to face him. She could smell the alcohol on his breath, making her sigh for the second time. “Dualscar, you’re drunk.” She said. “You’re sexy~” He said, leaning in for a kiss as (Y/n) quickly covered his mouth with her hand.

You make me feel so
La La La La La
You make me feel so
La La La La La
You make me feel so
La La La La La
You make me feel so
La La La La La
You, you make me feel so

 

“Dualscar, you’re fricking drunk. I’m not kissing you because you won’t remember.” She stated, managing to get out of his grip. What she didn’t expect him to do was start crying. ‘OH SHIT!’ she thought as a few violet tears escaped his eyes. “D-Do you reely hate me, (Y/n)” He whimpered, making the girl flinch. “No, No! I just don’t want to kiss you.” (Y/n) said.

Get a little closer to me girl
And you'll understand
'Cause if you want a guy that knows what you need
Well, then I'm your man
And if I listen I can hear you through my radio
In that bright white noise
What I been missing in my life
What I been dreaming of
You be that girl
You be that girl
You be

 

He then and there broke down crying, making the (H-c) haired girl flinch and instantly tried to calm him down. “That came out wrong! I mean, I like you and all, heck I like like you! But if we kissed and that leads on to something else then you wouldn’t remember. And….I couldn’t deal with that.” (Y/n) said, as she managed to calm her crush down.

Everything you want so let me get up there
I'm the baddest baby in the atmosphere
Tell me what you want 'cause we can do just what you like
Ooh
Everything you know I'm flipping upside down
Take you 'round the world
You know I like it loud
Tell me what you want so we can do just what you like
 

She dried some of his tears and hugged him tightly. “Y-You don’t hate me?” He asked. “No, I don’t hate you.” They stayed silent for a few minutes, (Y/n) slowly rocking them back and forth. “Are you feeling better?” She asked, pulling back to look at his face.

You make me feel so
La La La La La
You make me feel so
La La La La La
You make me feel so
La La La La La
You make me feel so
La La La La La
You make me feel, oh
La La La La La
You make me feel so
La La La La La
You make me feel so
La La La La La
You make me feel, oh
La La La La La
Put your hands up
Put your hands up
Let the lights drop
Let the lights drop


  Sadly, he was still drunk and was stumbling over his words. “Ok, let’s get you home.” (Y/n) mumbled as she looked around for Cat, whom she found making out with Horrus because why not. She dragged Dualscar thought the front door and started to walk in the direction of his house, because the party was at Connie’s. It was only a few blocks away, and Dualscar was managing to hold most of his weight. “Dualscar, how much did you drink?” She asked.

Make my world stop
Make my world stop
La La La La La
La La La La La
You make me feel so
La La La La La
You make me feel so
La La La La La
You make me feel so
La La La La La
You make me feel so
La La La La La
You make me feel, oh
La La La La La
You make me feel so
La La La La La
You make me feel so
La La La La La
You make me feel so
La La La La La


He ignored her question by turning her head towards his and kissing her with as much passion and love he had. The kiss lasted a few minutes until (Y/n) pulled away making Dualscar whine. She sighed, and crossed her arms. “You’re not really drunk, are you?” she asked. Dualscar smirked, and chuckled a bit. “I only had a little rum, love. It’ll take more than that to get me drunk.” He said. “Then why?” (Y/n) asked. Dualscar paused; a light blush ran over his cheeks.

 “The only way I could get drunk is off how much I’m flushed for you.” He mumbled as he kissed her again. (Y/n) internally sighed as she kissed back, she needed to thank Cat for once.

Yep, this is how I roll~

you belond to Dualscar
I belong to Narwhals
Homestuck belongs to the HUSS
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:iconfionalina:
FionaLina Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2017
-grabs Eridan by his crotch then screams out- BITCHES HE'S MINE!!!!
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Benene3452 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A DRUNK AMPORA
WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A DRUNK AMPORA
WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A DRUNK AMPORA
EARLY IN THE MORNING
Tom lenny face eyebrows wiggle 
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TheKawaiiAmphros Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2016  Student Artist
I want a drunk fish XD
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:iconakuma-miller:
akuma-miller Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2017  Student Digital Artist
then don't love in ohio it is illegal to get fish drunk here
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:iconthekawaiiamphros:
TheKawaiiAmphros Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2017  Student Artist
OH MY LORD I MUST BUY A PLANE TICKET
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:iconakuma-miller:
akuma-miller Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2017  Student Digital Artist
i just relised i said love not live....oh god
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TheKawaiiAmphros Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2017  Student Artist
*Table Flip*
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akuma-miller Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2017  Student Digital Artist
hehe oops 😓
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:iconthekawaiiamphros:
TheKawaiiAmphros Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2017  Student Artist
It was joyful table flip
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:iconakuma-miller:
akuma-miller Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2017  Student Digital Artist
(in a over the top british accent becuse why not) oh sorry you can see ware one can be confused as to the emotions behind such a action as a table flip
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rosethefox2004 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2016
NO, MY horrus! Sweaty Horrus Chat Icon (50x50) 
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Liz-Who Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2015
Go home Dualscar your drunkDrunk Mario 
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Heartphilosopher Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Dammit Dualscar, you smooth mofo
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SkittySkittlez Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2015  Student Writer
At first, I was "Ohhh, I friendzoned you!"
Heheheheheheh.
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BananaPeelTea Featured By Owner Edited Apr 18, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
I swear if this happened I would be like "Then If you get drunk off of being flushed then lets get you wasted" //eyebrow wiggle Boo 
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Karkat1Fox Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2016
that's fuckin beautiful
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:iconimdrowning:
ImDrowning Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
no bad nah. bro  stop
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DeidarasLittleArtist Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I c what u did there~ :3
Bryan: your drunk
Stewie: you're sexy
BTW filled with Motherfricken Miracles (not a BIG potty mouth)
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SilentLove832 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
WTF Dualscar? xDDD
(i'm suddenly thinking bout 20% cooler)
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catkinzs Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2015
Hehe~ and I love that song ^°^
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SilentLove832 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Though could you do one for the Signless?
I'd really wanna know how he'd be when wasted ewe
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Exorcest Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2015
(-tell ya somthin that I think you'll like ta hear- stabbed)
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Raccana Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
OMFG I LOVED THIS XXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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catkinzs Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014
Thank you!
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Cameron-The-Cat Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey little mama let me whisper in your ear

Lol the skylox ref thou!
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:iconjeffthekillerkupkake:
:iconkurlozplz: hey little mama let me whisper in your ear
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:iconjeffthekillerkupkake:
x33
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catkinzs Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2014
X3
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KYRAyo Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Very glubbin' good! )(e)(e)(e
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VeiledIridescence Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Wh3n ! r3ad th3 lyrics, ! !mag!n3d Kanaya, of all trolls, s!ng!ng th3 song. *laugh!ng*
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catkinzs Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014
XD I cOUld rEAlly sEE thAt hAppEnIng!
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8thDimention Featured By Owner May 23, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
XD
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pewdiecryfanforever Featured By Owner May 17, 2014
I love your Eridan Ampora profile picture!!! It's so cute!
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:iconcatkinzs:
catkinzs Featured By Owner May 17, 2014
Thank you!
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:iconpewdiecryfanforever:
pewdiecryfanforever Featured By Owner May 17, 2014
*i turn into ghb for a second* SO MOTHERFUCKING PRECIOUS!!!!!!!!
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catkinzs Featured By Owner May 18, 2014
*Turns into Dualscar* WWell, thank you...
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pewdiecryfanforever Featured By Owner May 18, 2014
*fangirls a little and turned back into me*...I like them both!!
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catkinzs Featured By Owner May 18, 2014
*Turns back as well* I know!!!
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pewdiecryfanforever Featured By Owner May 18, 2014
:iconspazzplz: I spazzed a little
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catkinzs Featured By Owner May 18, 2014
X3
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Kitkatoleary Featured By Owner May 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
...kat and cat...
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catkinzs Featured By Owner May 2, 2014
*WINK-WONK~*
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KatKilledEveryone Featured By Owner May 1, 2014
This made my day. Thanks Cat. -highfive- 
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catkinzs Featured By Owner May 1, 2014
-Glomps- Thank you, love! :Lets you go and backfips onto a narwhal while flying into the sunset
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KatKilledEveryone Featured By Owner May 1, 2014
You're welcome :33-gets up and climbs onto the leader of my unicorn army and flies off into the night- 
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ShadowDragon773 Featured By Owner May 1, 2014  Student Writer
YUS. JUST YUS.
:icondualscarplz:
you belong to narwhals?
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:iconcatkinzs:
catkinzs Featured By Owner May 1, 2014
yeah, I'm married to a narwhal~
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ShadowDragon773 Featured By Owner May 1, 2014  Student Writer
what's its name?
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catkinzs Featured By Owner May 1, 2014
Leon
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ShadowDragon773 Featured By Owner May 2, 2014  Student Writer
awesome!
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